Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
What were you even doing out there at 2 a.m.?
Look, i had a gallon of lemonade, a pack of smokes and a Darth Vader voice changer. What did you EXPECT me to do?
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