I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
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i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
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Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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