There was a fist fight in my basement last night at four in the morning, in case you were wondering
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
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