U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
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