he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
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come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
I will pee on everything he values.
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Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
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