Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
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