First night home from college and I already forgot that walking around nearly naked with my laptop open to smut porn isn't acceptable. Sorry, mom.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
Randomize