I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
passed out on bart again and decide to bike home. biked thru a goat farm of angry goats, biked on the freeway, got stopped by the cops, and sat shotgun in the squad car while the officer driving got a video on his iphone of his partner riding my bike on the freeway.
If one more person says Merry Christmas to me I’m going to take a pen out of my pocketbook and stab them in the eye
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
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