You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
My 40 year old neighbors are throwing a party for their eight year old niece's birthday. It's 1am and they're still partying hard. Harder than me. It's Saturday. Just say it, I'm a disgrace to the generation.
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
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He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
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You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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