i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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