Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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