i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
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alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
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Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
I can't come tonight. Someone took a shit in the dressing room. A.) Clean it up or B.) Kill myself. Text back with your answer.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
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