all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
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