I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
Robert just walked in drunk, grabbed my Jameson from me, told me to let him do his thing, and spilled it all over the coffee table. Then he told me to grab a funnel because he was going home.
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
Randomize
