I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
It wasn't long before I skipped the martini glass and went straight to drinking from the shaker.
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
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someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
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I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
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