Dual....:-)
Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
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