I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
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The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
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I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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