Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
i'm sleeping with myself tonight because i remember my name and i won't regret it in the morning. sorry.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
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They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
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I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
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