They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
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He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
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I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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