He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
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I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
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i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
I passed out drunk in her bed. Her boyfriend showed up and told me to go to the other room or we were gonna have a threesome. I threw up off the side of her bed and left. I feel like that was an adequate response.
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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