come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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