is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
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