Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
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Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
You need a sexual gate keeper
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Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
I need something that says "I'm gay sometimes but I feel scorned by my straight, non-committal lover, so I'm here to get drunk and make out, and possibly end up in a bathroom with someone who's name I won't remember tomorrow"
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
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