I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
I just noped my wife on Tinder. Turns out I was the second one to find out that we both have it.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
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