More tranny stories later!
I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
I woke up this morning with 2 australian chicks passed out in my living room, a whole bunch of coke on my kitchen counter and I have no idea how the fuck either thing got there
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I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
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the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
This couple is walking their pig around campus
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
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