You made me cry and you don't even care
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
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so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
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His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
is that a dick in a sweater?
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
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