I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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