Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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