that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
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he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
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Its not chugging if its just one gulp
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.