dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
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I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
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Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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