Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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