Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I just passed one of the bars and saw my mom kissing another woman. This can't be good....right?
Knowing your life, probably not.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
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