OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
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so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
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Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
I have to drop off my inflatable penis costume at the bar for my bartender. Do you think you could meet me there at like 630?
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
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