If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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