Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
Measuring your booze intake in glasses is like measuring Rosie O'Donnell's weight in ounces.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
Is that strawberry winking at me??
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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