Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
Congratulations! We have a period
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