What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
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I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
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be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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