She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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