You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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