I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
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video games are the ultimate cock blocker
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
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When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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