why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
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Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
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I just jacked off to nostalgia.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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