But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
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I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
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When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
Two words: blizzard sex
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
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