fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
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