I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
i was getting a blow-job tonight in the mens bathroom of a bar and the bouncer comes in and says "bro i don't mean to cock block but you cant do that here."
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
my nextdoor neighbor called me saying "um hey, your mom just stumbled into bed with me and my husband, can you please come get her?"
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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