I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
Quick, to the slutcave!
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omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
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This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
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