nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
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