it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
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If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
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It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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