They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
woke up at my desk with a paper in front of me that says "people stranded on islands love having wet dreams" what the fuck happened last night
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
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im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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