i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
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i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
When theres a zombie apocalypse, i will be the only fat survivor. I ate chef boyardi ravioli with part of a pen for a fork
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
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I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
I am never drinking with the goths again.
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
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