waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
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I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
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if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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