youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
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I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
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He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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