hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
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so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
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I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
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