Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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