how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
When I'm drunk and can't pee, I sing my abc's in my head and try to pee before I get to pee. Last night I forgot to do it in my head
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just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
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There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
Found a pic on my phone from last night. You're drunk. Arm wrestling some guy. In the bar bathroom. At a baby changing station. It's my new wallpaper.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
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